- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats white jizz

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Robin, get in the car!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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