What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock, Knock Who's There

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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