there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Do you play piano? No

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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a man was shot.... he died

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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