- Anti Joke

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.