- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

tea with milk?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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