What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Women's rights.

hiya

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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