Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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