- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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