roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

knock knock come in !

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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