- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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