- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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