- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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