What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Robin, get in the car!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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