Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

all the kids had fun

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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