Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Gus's mom

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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