What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Chicken

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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