- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

an ethopian thanksgiving

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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