I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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