- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

tea with milk?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

whats white jizz

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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