What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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