- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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