What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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