- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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