- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is black and has no education A tire.

-knock knock! -doors open

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

PENIS lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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