- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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