- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.