What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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