Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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