- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what are three short words? i a am

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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