my wife out of the kitchen

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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