Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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