guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

So one time there was this woman learning...

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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