What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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