What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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WOw you have no life

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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