- Anti Joke

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.