- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What black and has children A black man

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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