- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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