A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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