- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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