Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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