Wanna hear a joke? no

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...