- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's long and black The unemployment line

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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