Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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