How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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