Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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