ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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