Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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