Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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