- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

John lazzaro likes dick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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