- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

This is an anti- joke

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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