- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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