What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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