What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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