Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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I walk into a bar...

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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