- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Obama = ebola

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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