what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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