What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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