How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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