What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's the difference between a duck?

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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