What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Pickle

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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