- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's worse than this That :(

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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