batman farted so hes retarded

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Y u do dis?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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