- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Poop.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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