Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

#Getweird

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

where's mom I killed her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Anti Joke

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