- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

think twice or at least think

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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