What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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WOw you have no life

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Pickles are moist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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