- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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