- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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