- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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