Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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