- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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