What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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