- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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