A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops