When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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