- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How old are you? 7

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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