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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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