whats long and black? a baton

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Anti Joke

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