Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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