Whats two plus two Four!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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ur gey

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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69

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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