- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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brock has small hands for a small job

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Whats two plus two Four!

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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