What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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