- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

can you touch your toes? no

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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