- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock knock... Home invasion

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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