Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Asian women drivers...

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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