- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Guest what in the butt

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Reading the Terms and Conditions

read this sentence again.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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