Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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I'm rick james bitch

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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