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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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