What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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