- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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