- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

One, two, three, four and five

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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