- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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