What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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knock,knock you suck

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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