- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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