- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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