- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then none of us want to be right.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Ms Leong Sux

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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