whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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