- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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