Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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