Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

I'm hungry.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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