Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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knock knock

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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