Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Happy Monday!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How about that airline food?

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Anti Joke

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