What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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eat a hot dog

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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