Your mam is so fat.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

The Princess is in another castle

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What is 9+10? 19

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

lol

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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