What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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