- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

This is a joke.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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