- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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