Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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