Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Neither did she.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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SHUT UP JP

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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