what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Jordan is pregant

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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