- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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