- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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