Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

[Set up] [No punch line]

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

My three children are three big mistakes.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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