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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A van drives into a car.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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