Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Women deserve equal rights.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Charlie Sheen

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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