- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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