- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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