- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

think twice or at least think

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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