- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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