- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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