Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

the economy.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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