What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A women left the kitchen.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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The FCC

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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